Wallpaper my car - Fo Shizzle
Heres an update on my motoring wallpaper - the ever changing state of my laptop windows skin. Vauxhall have entered the race with Vauxhall Wallpapers over on that other car website I was going on about on thursday.
Look at that beauty (well no actually not beauty.) If this car was a hat it would be the sort that actually moves you through time itself. Its like building a whole house out of steel, rubber, glass and more steel, commiting a murder in it (red seats) and then building the whole thing onto a rocket that propels it 50349 mph towards space, so fast that it is physically blurred your vision until you wake up from having a nightmare with vauxhall written on the steamed up bathroom mirror.
Ive never owned a Used Vauxhall - of that I can be glad at least, I have never had to wake up and say “god I wish I could afford something german”. Now thats not to say I have something against vauxhall, they make some wonderful cars, but when it comes to them being Used Cars they tend to run like paint, paint that is grey and lumpy. I mean I might be unlucky but the 3 vectra’s I have owned have lasted well - but also been fairly boring, fairly caned and fairly about to explode and blow a gasket or million.
Anyway back to my motoring wallpaper - I have to say This vauxhall does provide you with a striking background to a otherwise french desktop, I mean a vauxhall is better than a renault right? Right.
I do like the front end of this vauxhall, despite its poor alpha wannabe front grill and its “im almost german look mummy” face it does have a certain element of “oh ok one more try before I kill myself” and I would probably step into it for a test drive given the opportunity. I just don’t like cars that are wannabes - cars that take hints from other cars - Fair enough if its a fifth generation nissan gtr or a purebread aston martin vanquish. But when a vauxhall has cuttouts like a tuscan or the new jaguar it just infuriates me - how can a company so grey exist - But I know the reason alas to this question - because there are just enough grey customers out there!!!
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