10 Things I hate about google (1)

1. Jealousy  - A sin - But damn I am jealous. Potentially a dark place to start this top ten series but it must be noted. I haven’t read the book on Google yet, I have seen it, heard about it but I haven’t read it.

I am not jealous of google in the way I am of the crew of fast and the furious, its more of a general deep seated annoyance. Its just not that genius of an idea, I mean granted the algorithm was very clever and melting computer capacity of pc’s together endlessly was a smart move. But the concepts no ebay. It is the same generic search engine, but with a twitchy eye. Its the sort of dude that goes to a bar and orders the cheapest vodka and lots of it (probably drinks it through his eye too - the twitchy one.)

Granted they have produced the biggest technological development on this planet and basically downloaded all knowledge the human race has accumulated about 8 times over. But still that’s just like taking Einstein’s brain out, eating it, puking it up and then eating it again.

I am jealous they did it, I am jealous that through the way they did it, not what they did they have succeeded endlessly. That’s not to say I dislike google, that’d be like saying I don’t like cars or coffee.

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